HA! Tootsie Rolls really are just little bits of chocolate clay. I'm no sculptor, so he may not be perfect, but he was fun and easy to make. I think I need to get to the bulk candy aisle at my local grocery store and get some of those flavored tootsie rolls to make some really colorful taffy sculptures.
And he fulfilled his purpose moments after this picture was snapped. He was eaten, and he was tasty.