I'm not sure what the problem with American History is, but we Americans can never seem to get it quite right. Case in point: Today is American Thanksgiving. The rules are as follows. 1. Indians wear little headbands with three feathers sticking out the back. 2. Cornucopias all have the same veggies. 3. TURKEY... chicken is blasphemous on this day! 4. Pilgrims wear buckles.
I have put rule number 4 into play today. Pilgrims wore buckles. If you wear buckles then you are a pilgrim. This scarf makes you a pilgrim.